pooprocks

★★★★★

4.9 — 2,847 quietly loyal reviews

30 servings of pH-optimized, micro-carbonated activation. The first effervescent colon cleanse you can feel working.

$48

or $40.80 on subscription

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60-DAY GUT
HARMONY GUARANTEE

CLINICALLY
OBSERVED

CHOOSE YOUR DEVOTION

How committed are you?

30 servings

The Single

$48

one-time

One jar. One month. A respectful introduction.

MOST CHOSEN

90 servings

The Ritual Trio

$129

save $15

Three jars for those who have stopped asking whether this is a phase.

360 servings

The Annual Commitment

$489

save $87

A full year of activation. Ships quarterly. Implies a great deal about you.

pooprocks jar styled on a marble surface

WHAT ARRIVES

In every jar

01
30 calibrated servings of the effervescent retention formula, sealed at pH 5.8.
02
One measuring scoop, precisely sized so you never have to think.
03
The retention applicator, medical-grade and tastefully unbranded.
04
A printed ritual guide, encouraging you to treat the wait the way a meditator treats the breath.

THE ACCOUTREMENTS

Complete the ritual

The Calibration Spoon

Solid brass. One level scoop, every time. Weighted for ritual.

$36

Retention Applicator — Refill

Medical-grade silicone. Dishwasher safe. Discreetly unmarked.

$18

Travel Activation Sachets

7 single-serve packets. For the gut that commutes.

$22

THE 60-DAY GUT HARMONY GUARANTEE

Feel it, or don't pay for it.

If you do not feel more internally articulate within 60 days, return the unused portion. We ask only that you reflect, honestly, on whether you truly gave the fizz a chance.

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