WORK WITH US

Build the future,
from below.

We are a small, calibrated team convinced that the next frontier of wellness is quieter, lower, and more honest than the industry has been willing to admit. We could use the help.

01 — PRECISION
We hold things to a tenth of a point. 5.7 is a different company. We are not that company.
02 — SINCERITY
The name is a joke. The work is not. We hire people who can hold both at once.
03 — PATIENCE
Retention is a practice. So is building a category. We are not in a hurry, and neither should you be.
OPEN POSITIONS

Now hiring

Senior Calibration Engineer

Own the decimal. You will defend pH 5.8 against all who would round it.

Formulation Los Angeles (Hybrid) Full-time
Director of Interoceptive Education

Help new users learn to interpret what their interior has been trying to say for years.

Community Remote Full-time
Lead Effervescence Designer

Shape the fizz gradient. Make the bloom feel less like a reaction and more like a reply.

Product Los Angeles Full-time
Ritual Copywriter

Write with a straight face about things most people will not say out loud. Range required.

Brand Remote Contract
Retention Experience Researcher

Study the three-to-seven-minute window. Treat it with the gravity it deserves.

Science Los Angeles Full-time
VP of Below-the-Belt Partnerships

Get pooprocks onto the shelves that quietly decide what wellness becomes next.

Growth Los Angeles / NYC Full-time
WHY STAY

The benefits

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